Oooh. I have a couple. There are some super crappy mini cupcakes, that I’ll occassionally eat (as in an entire tray in one sitting). I don’t like the icing though, so scrape it off and leave it behind as a reminder of my private cupcake party.
Oh, and Barbara’s Cheese Puffs, which I guess aren’t too horrendous except for the fact that I consider an entire bag to be one serving.
And finally, I found some premade ultra greasy spring rolls at the Asian supermarket near our place, and yes, you guessed it, I consider a package to be one serving. So I usually buy two. One for the family, and one for me.
Oh my, what a photo! I don’t think I’ve ever eaten olive loaf, is it really that good? My secret shame is I can eat mayonnaise out of the jar, which I like to follow with a swig of pickle juice.
Also, I’ve been meaning to ask you–did you know there’s a bar in Dallas called Gezellig?
Lisa: Oh, I know… in fact, I wrote about it a couple months ago. Anyway, olive loaf? It’s basically just bologna studded with cheap olives, but I’ve always loved it.
TV dinner Salisbury Steak. My mother was an excellent cook when I was growing up, but I always yearned for “bad” TV dinner Salisbury Steak. I still have it from time to time, but now I at least try to get Lean Cuisine. Like that saves much.
Apparently my shame is too snooty for this thread: Escargot. ;)
Here on Earth, however, I’d have to say pizza rolls. They’re so darned convenient, and like your placard said in the kitchen photos post, sometimes I’m plain sick of cooking.
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Nicola:
February 14th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
hey the boy…thanks for the link to the nyt article…i sent it to the alphas I know…actually i only know one…let’s see if I’m ever invited to dinner again!
hmm, cherry peppers. I can sit and eat a whole damn jar. :)
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Jessi:
February 15th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
No contest - Tostitos salsa con queso. With tortilla chips at first, then with my finger when the chip crumbs won’t reach to the bottom of the jar. Yummmm!
Jif peanut butter melted on anything. Mrs. T’s pierogies, especially wrapped in bacon or prosciutto. Also, sticking my tongue in the hole of a bagel to extract the warm nugget of Philadelphia cream cheese hiding out in there.
I think “sticking my tongue in the hole of a bagel to extract the warm nugget of Philadelphia cream cheese” is the most unintentionally filthy thing ever posted on this blog. Now I kinda wish I had some sort of prize to reward you for it.
Mine has to be Reese’s BIG CUPS. OMG, I could eat a whole case of those bad boys!! The little ones are to labor intensive and the regular one are just a tease.
February 13th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Pizza Rolls dipped in french onion dip. I have to avert my eyes when walking through the freezer section.
February 13th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
In the same vein, ring bologna.
My chief comfort food is Spaghettios.
February 13th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Damn. I must have PMS ’cause all those things sound good to me today.
February 13th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Funyuns.
February 13th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
I secretly love Cinnamon Dolce Lattes from Starbucks.
February 13th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
one word: cheezies.
2 years ago, we had a party where everyone had to bring the food they were the most ashamed of…
http://foodnut.blogspot.com/search?q=monkey+bread
February 13th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Sarah: You need to find some Walkers Monster Munch Pickled Onion Crisps. They are like, HyperFunyuns, the King of All Funyuns.
February 13th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Oooh. I have a couple. There are some super crappy mini cupcakes, that I’ll occassionally eat (as in an entire tray in one sitting). I don’t like the icing though, so scrape it off and leave it behind as a reminder of my private cupcake party.
Oh, and Barbara’s Cheese Puffs, which I guess aren’t too horrendous except for the fact that I consider an entire bag to be one serving.
And finally, I found some premade ultra greasy spring rolls at the Asian supermarket near our place, and yes, you guessed it, I consider a package to be one serving. So I usually buy two. One for the family, and one for me.
February 13th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Oh my, what a photo! I don’t think I’ve ever eaten olive loaf, is it really that good? My secret shame is I can eat mayonnaise out of the jar, which I like to follow with a swig of pickle juice.
Also, I’ve been meaning to ask you–did you know there’s a bar in Dallas called Gezellig?
February 13th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Pimento cheese. And maybe Velveeta. (No, not together!)
February 13th, 2007 at 7:01 pm
Lisa: Oh, I know… in fact, I wrote about it a couple months ago. Anyway, olive loaf? It’s basically just bologna studded with cheap olives, but I’ve always loved it.
February 14th, 2007 at 7:23 am
Wow. Sorry to say this but I loathe olive loaf. Just looking at the image made me bilious.
Did you see this article: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/14/dining/14beta.html?pagewanted=all
February 14th, 2007 at 7:45 am
I had totally forgotten about olive loaf! I used to love that as a kid - picking out the olive first then eating the bologna. Yum!
My secret food now - head cheese. ;)
February 14th, 2007 at 9:59 am
Olive loaf is great on homemade Bahn Mi. Or mortadella. Do I care if it’s culinarily correct? No, I do not.
February 14th, 2007 at 10:13 am
Olive loaf bahn mi… I think my heart just grew three sizes.
February 14th, 2007 at 10:34 am
TV dinner Salisbury Steak. My mother was an excellent cook when I was growing up, but I always yearned for “bad” TV dinner Salisbury Steak. I still have it from time to time, but now I at least try to get Lean Cuisine. Like that saves much.
February 14th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Apparently my shame is too snooty for this thread: Escargot. ;)
Here on Earth, however, I’d have to say pizza rolls. They’re so darned convenient, and like your placard said in the kitchen photos post, sometimes I’m plain sick of cooking.
February 14th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
hey the boy…thanks for the link to the nyt article…i sent it to the alphas I know…actually i only know one…let’s see if I’m ever invited to dinner again!
February 15th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
hmm, cherry peppers. I can sit and eat a whole damn jar. :)
February 15th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
No contest - Tostitos salsa con queso. With tortilla chips at first, then with my finger when the chip crumbs won’t reach to the bottom of the jar. Yummmm!
February 15th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
In times of dire PMS, I have been known to dump the chip pieces and crumbs into the remaining dip and create a chip-dip slurry. No utensils required.
February 17th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Mac and cheese with sliced hot dogs
February 18th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Jif peanut butter melted on anything. Mrs. T’s pierogies, especially wrapped in bacon or prosciutto. Also, sticking my tongue in the hole of a bagel to extract the warm nugget of Philadelphia cream cheese hiding out in there.
February 18th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
I think “sticking my tongue in the hole of a bagel to extract the warm nugget of Philadelphia cream cheese” is the most unintentionally filthy thing ever posted on this blog. Now I kinda wish I had some sort of prize to reward you for it.
February 18th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Don’t tell Leland, but I use Lipton’s onion soup mix when I make brisket….
February 19th, 2007 at 12:25 am
Mine has to be Reese’s BIG CUPS. OMG, I could eat a whole case of those bad boys!! The little ones are to labor intensive and the regular one are just a tease.
February 19th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Cheetohs (crispy) and Tostitos cheese dip. Sigh.