Remember when you’d get a “Mystery Flavor” Dum Dum lollipop in your Halloween candy? And, as you’d eat it, you’d think apple? or cream soda? maybe cherry?
And now, the snack food equivalent of that lollipop:
Seriously. How could I not buy that? It looks like a science project. Plus, they’re Doritos — and who am I to disobey the salty whims of PMS?
I wish I could say it was as interesting as a Mystery Flavor pop, but after a couple chips, you realize what the mystery flavor is: cheeseburger.
Then you realize, it doesn’t just taste like a cheeseburger: it tastes exactly like a Burger King cheeseburger. Like a crispy, crunchy Burger King cheeseburger — with a hint of corn.
It’s unnerving. And yet awesome at the same time.