My ham will devour your soul!

As I was uploading photos this week, I found a picture of my dynamite Easter ham.

Y’see, it was still in the oven, and I had a hard time getting a good photo with the flash off, but with the flash on… well, you should be sure all small children are out of the room before you click.

hellraiser ham

Seriously, that’s fucked up, right?

I call him Hellraiser Ham.

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5 thoughts on “My ham will devour your soul!

  1. Pinhead in the oven!

    That’s amazing (and a little frightening, too)! It almost looks like it’s ready to rise up out of the tarry volcanic ooze and attack me with its hammy goodness (ummm, badness?)!

    If someone intoned the words: “We have such sights to show you,” right when I opened the oven to find that staring at me, I’m not sure what might happen…

  2. Gah!!!
    It looks like your ham (just emerged from an accursed womb) is suffering from Harlequin-type ichthyosis.

  3. Kristen—We were at a flea market today and saw someone selling Mexican wrestling masks that looked unnervingly like this. Seriously.

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