As I was uploading photos this week, I found a picture of my dynamite Easter ham.
Y’see, it was still in the oven, and I had a hard time getting a good photo with the flash off, but with the flash on… well, you should be sure all small children are out of the room before you click.
Seriously, that’s fucked up, right?
I call him Hellraiser Ham.
28 March 2008 at 12:28 pm
Pinhead in the oven!
That’s amazing (and a little frightening, too)! It almost looks like it’s ready to rise up out of the tarry volcanic ooze and attack me with its hammy goodness (ummm, badness?)!
If someone intoned the words: “We have such sights to show you,” right when I opened the oven to find that staring at me, I’m not sure what might happen…
30 March 2008 at 8:51 pm
Gah!!!
It looks like your ham (just emerged from an accursed womb) is suffering from Harlequin-type ichthyosis.
31 March 2008 at 12:34 am
Kristen—We were at a flea market today and saw someone selling Mexican wrestling masks that looked unnervingly like this. Seriously.
31 March 2008 at 5:31 pm
i really love the ham.
31 March 2008 at 5:54 pm
hope you enjoy your date with ham!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PximwuHZOtg