So… that Easter ham I made? It looked so much like a person, we couldn’t really bring ourselves to actually eat it.
I shut it into the oven but it, well, became sentient. And I kinda think it’s been looking down my shirt when I bend over it, quite honestly.
Here, you be the judge:
APRIL FOOLS! Oh, man. Sentient ham! Oldest gag in the book! I can’t believe you fell for the old my-Easter-ham-became-sentient-and-asked-me-on-a-date joke. You shoulda seen your face, man. Priceless!
[Credits: CGI Hellraiser Ham created by Eugenesucks Studios.]

Hahahahaha! Thanks, I needed a laugh right when I read/watched your post!
glad you like it and thanks for the mention!