Last week, I got an email from Old Orchard Juice, introducing their newest juice, a Montmorency tart cherry juice they’re calling Very Cherre.
This 100% cherry juice has almost double the antioxidants of 100% pomegranate juice, and oddly enough, about 3mg of natural melatonin (which makes me wonder if that wouldn’t just make you nod off at your desk but whatever).
Well, so far, so good. I mean, who doesn’t love cherries and antioxidants are good, right?
Shall we buy some?
Pardon me a moment while I channel my inner John McEnroe: YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS.
Eleven ounces of juice for ten dollars? Ten American dollars? Does it induce some sort of dizzying high when you drink it? I mean, it is just juice, right? And this is still 2009, right?
I… just… what are people thinking?