I’ll just wait until you leave.
Tell you what, go watch Charlie Brown instead…
Are they gone? Okay.
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS I MAY HAVE GROSSLY OVERESTIMATED MY ABILITIES TO MAKE GIFTY LITTLE THINGS FOR MY FAMILY
Not only do I have my own little family to shop for and make merry with, I also have all the paper-writing and portfolio-makings and whatever else to do at the end of the fall semester… why did I also think I would have time to open my own little holiday sweatshop?
I’ll be back in a week or two — ho ho frigging ho.