“I Eat It So You Don’t Have To” was too long, so until I think up something better, I’m calling this segment “Brave New Food” which I’m not 100% happy with either, but at least it’s shorter.
Here’s the first item in this new series:
Right on! Mysterious Mexican candy bar!
Say, what’s in it?
Jelly! And marshmallow! And chocolate… flavored coating. I don’t know about this one.
“Kristen! Hola! Over here!”
“It’s me! Bubu Lubu, the cool logo guy! I am tasty and delightful!”
I dunno… jelly and marshmallow and chocolate? I think I got diabetes just talking about it.
“Look at me! I’m a fun-loving ghost or something! With a jaunty scarf and gloves! Would I lie to you?”
It’s actually… good. The chocolate is obviously not great but it’s not bad, either. The marshmallow is good and the strawberry jelly is kinda tart, which keeps the whole thing from being too sugary.